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Joke of the Day

"It's not the amount of followers young GRASSHOPPER. It's the quality of followers."

"What is green and has wheels on it? A grass parking lot."

"A fairy tale for men One day a handsome young man proposes to his girlfriend, but she says no. And the man lives happily ever after!"

"Ticket Clerk: Enjoy the film! Me: U too! TC: Really? You'll take me with u? Me: I didn't mean.. TC: Oh, I see Me: I'm sor TC: [sobs] JUST GO"

"Why one's dick can be only 11 inches long? Because if it's longer, it's called a foot."

"You know what grinds my gears? People who say they know how to drive stick because they ""watched a tutorial on YouTube""."

"I hope the people that monitor my sleep study tonight like watching a man scratch his taint."

"Muhabbetin hasn Geekyapar! Can Sungur buralarn tek adimini mi?"

"I was forcibly held underwater, made to consume human flesh, and drank human blood all before puberty. man Christianity has some weird traditions."

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B"