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Joke of the Day
"It's not the amount of followers young GRASSHOPPER. It's the quality of followers."
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"Years later, Kevin McCallister murdered his older brother at a family Christmas party. It was a total buzzkill."
"Jokes about German people... Are the wurst!"
"""Damn girl are you a dam, girl? Cuz your water just broke haha"" yes we will go to the hospital in a minute honey, jesus christ im tweeting"
"TIL: Roofing in the Summer heat can be dangerous WARNING: HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None."
"NEW BASKETBALL IDEA: oblong basketball that gets thrown down a long field-like court. Maybe we tackle the guy who catches it?"
"I found a way to make my dick 9 inches long I fold it in half"
"Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function? Because only a Sith deals in absolutes. ^and ^it's ^non-differentiable ^at ^0"
"*christopre walken givig tour of apt* this is my.. walken closet. and these boots. these boots were made.. *long unecesary pause* for walken"