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Joke of the Day
"What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter."
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"I would make a sexist joke but... That would be wrong, and being wrong is for women."
"THE RIGHT ONE HOW CAN YOU BE CERTAIN YOU FOUND THE RIGHT ONE? AFTER YOU PASS GAS,THEY HAVENT FILED FOR AN ORDER OF PROTECTION"
"I'm pretty busy today, so if you could just go ahead and offend yourself for me that would be great. Thanks!"
"""So You've Been Drinking and You Think You Can Dance?"" That is definitely a reality show I would watch."
"The Reddit admins die and find themselves going straight to hell... It made me laugh..."
"A woman about sex has to know why?' and a man where?'"
"I like my women how I like my exams... Curvy."
"me: [first gang practice] is snack time before or after the murders"
"Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating..."