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Joke of the Day
"What did they say when Jett passed out drunk at a party? Jett crashed."
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"Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong ""Web Developer""."
"How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: ""Pick-a-jew""!"
"My doctor was concerned about my health My doctor was concerned about my colon's health and wanted two stool samples, but I couldn't give two shits."
"Knock knock - Who's there? - Impatient cow. - Impatient co- - He already left."
"*shuts down road going both ways* Right over here, officer. Here is where the accident happened. *pulls tiny sheet over squirrel*"
"[NSFW]We should learn three things from dogs. 1. Love 2. Trust 3. Faithfulness And what we actually learn? Doggy style"
"Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, so who was left?"
"A model asked a painter girl ""Why do you always paint me in black and white"" ""There is no u in color"" She said"
"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution."