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Joke of the Day

"Free business idea: Female owned law firm & Japanese restaurant called ""She Sue Sushi."" (Our lawyers are slammin & so is our salmon)"

"What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch? There is no cod"

"Those Essex Girls Whats the difference between a plat of spaghetti and an Essex girl The plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it!"

"How is prison like quidditch? The game ends when they catch the snitch"

"Homesick Husband talking to his wife: Honey im Homesick Wife: What do you mean you are home Husband: I know, Im sick of it."

"Dad and son A son asks his father ""Why does my bum hurt"" while the father replies ""Because I love you son"""

"Guy one: ""Bro I missed the first world war..."" Guy two: ""Don't worry man, they made a sequel"" Guy three: ""I heard it bombed in Japan"""

"Life is like a game of Monopoly: if you're good at it, the rest of your family will hate you"

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three Ho's."

"I had the biggest dick in 3rd grade which was pretty impressive Also probably the reason I got fired"