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Joke of the Day

"Why is the grass in Anfield Stadium so green? They are constantly putting millions of pounds of crap on it."

"What form of hand-to-hand combat did the Nazis use? Jew Jitsu"

"Sherlock Holmes and Watson are in a greenhouse when Watson says ""Is that an orange bush, Holmes?"" Holmes replies, ""It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson"""

"Guys who resent their friends for not sharing their hair products are gel less."

"cat: mew me: actually its about games in journalism *cat continues to ask for food*"

"The New Men's Birth Control Pill It's about the size of a marble. You put it into your shoe. It makes you limp."

"I love oral sex... it's the phone bill I hate."

"My wife asked me where I'd like to be buried... Apparently ""Balls deep in your sister"" was not the answer she was expecting."

"If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?"

"My kid just put on an apron and made homemade brownies so forget the world, I'm not even the best mom in my house anymore."