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"A button on my car broke... Its a pressing matter."

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"Why do whites call it reverse racism? because, only whites are racist."
"[NSFW]We should learn three things from dogs. 1. Love 2. Trust 3. Faithfulness And what we actually learn? Doggy style"
"Muslims are against the consumption of Pork and believe the pig to be unclean. Yet their prophet has Ham in his name."
"What do you call a Masterbating Cow? A Beef Stroganoff"
"What is that red stuff on your face? I said to my older cousin what was that red stuff on his face. ""Where?"" He said. I said , as I was forming a punch then punch is fucking face. ""Right there."""
"Every girl has 3 guys in her life: one she loves, one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, it's the same guy!"
"To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!"
"A cartoonist died in his home... Details are sketchy."
"A man walks into a restaurant..."