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Joke of the Day
"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out"
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"Whats the most insensitive spot on a man's penis? The man I really need a counter joke for that one"
"What do you call a wine loving horse? Chardon-neigh."
"Knock knock, who's there? ""Star wars episode IV a new"" ""Star wars episode IV a new who?"" ""Star wars episode IV a new whope"" So bad that it's good?"
"What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz? ""You shall not gas!"""
"What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer"
"I didn't realise how lonely I was... I didn't realise how lonely I was, until I decided my favourite sexual position was right-handed."
"Did you hear they caught the peeping tom in Nunavut? His name is Tom Tukaluk"
"What's the difference between an optimist and a pessimist? One sees a glass half full, the other doesn't care because the glass is going to fall and break anyways."
"Did you hear about the cow that tried to hurdle a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster."