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Joke of the Day

"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra... What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association"

"What do you call a graduated spider? A Web Designer"

"Having a sexual fetish for shirts is wrong... The bible says ""Adam and Eve"", not ""penis in the sleeve""!"

"A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks- ""why the long face?"".... The horse then replies: ""I found out I have AIDS."""

"So I heard they've leaked the working title of the Reeva Steenkamp biography... ""I'd rather die standing than live on my knees."""

"If the Narwhal Bacons at Midnight... Does the Unicorn Potato at Noon?"

"Why I will never go bungee jumping... I was brought into this world through a broken rubber and I'm not about to be taken out by one."

"With Facebook, you can stay in touch with people you would otherwise never talk to, but that's only one of the many awful things about it"

"Given my love of animals and hatred of housework, I predict my cause of death will be choking on a fur ball."

"Difference between GF & WIFE Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes."