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Joke of the Day
"Why do women find Christian Grey so appealing? Beats me."
Next Joke
"To the guy that invented the number zero Thanks for nothing."
"Don't forget to pay your taxes this year so the Government can give it to people that don't work as hard as you."
"What did the golden male connector said when he plugged himself into the female Sorry, i couldn't resist"
"What brand of shoes do chickens wear? Reebok bok bok"
"What do you call it when a prostitute makes paper birds? Whore-igami"
"Why was Obama so disappointed when he went to a screening of The Men Who Stare At Goats Being a Muslim, he thought there would be more romance."
"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to pigs? A hamosexual."
"I hope I don't catch another weirdo pooping against the side of a 7-11 tomorrow because I'm not ready to love again."
"I got fucked by a priest 20 years ago.... ....He said ""you may now kiss the bride""."