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Joke of the Day

"What is the most racist house chore? Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors."

"My friend who works at the movie theater died yesterday... Funeral services are being held today at 4:25, 5:40, 7:10 and 9:45"

"My dad said the key to a good marriage is ""never go to bed mad."" Then he said ""In fact, never go to bed at all!"" and handed me a bag of meth"

"What does Bill Cosby have in common with Santa? They both come while you sleep"

"Why did the boy fall off the bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold"

"What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other? A caterpillar"

"Why is the Democratic electoral landscape like a Moebius strip? Cause no matter what you do, there always seems to be a Clinton claiming to be ""on your side"" . . ."

"[NSFW] Why does a walrus love Tupperware? Because he's always looking for a tight seal."

"""Alexander's not so Great"" - younger brother, Steve the Ok"

"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz. They all gave it one star."