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Joke of the Day
"Most people see a ""pregnant mom"" planned parenthood sees a ""parts store."""
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"A transgender person has a child Now he's transparent."
"What Does A Subatomic Duck Say? QUARK!"
"Q. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn't have the guts too"
"Vegetarian Club I met a girl that said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but i had never met herbivore."
"My Favorite Fairy Tale The dog who cried woof"
"ME: I'm off to that meeting BOSS: Forget something? M: Yes! [kisses boss gently on forehead] B: I meant your pen [whispers] but thank you"
"""When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?"" ""Because I couldn't find a fake car."""
"I love it when you call me Medium Poppa! Throw your hands in the air if you's a moderately attractive single lady with no kids or debt!"
"A hot girl goes to confession She says ""father, I had sex out of wedlock"" The priest says ""pics or it didn't happen"""