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Joke of the Day

"What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats? Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back."

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"I tried committing suicide today Not going to do that again almost killed myself"
"Women are like necklaces They strangle me when i try to sleep with 'em."
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"I met a really cool girl name Helicase, but there's a problem... ... she's always trying to unzip my genes."
"Two chimps are in the bath One says ""ooh oooh eek eek"" The other one says ""well put some cold water in then!"""
"rubbish invention I made a sandal for people with only one leg. it was a flop."
"What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection? Hi Ping"
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