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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid I could go to a corner store with a $1 and get 2 cokes, 1 kitkat and a gum Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere"

"[getting a massage] Me: I have tension in my lower back. *therapist begins* Me: Lower. Me: Lower. Th: But that's your a- Me: Lower!"

"Why hiring foreign workers can be bad... Boss: Where were you born? Woman: Germany Boss: Really? Which part? Woman: what you mean which part? Whole body born in Germany!"

"Cool joke i found on the internet (very clever) If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

"[knocks on neighbor's door] HI CAN I COME TO YOUR YELLING PARTY"

"Why are Women like buses? You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her."

"How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!"

"In which country are they refusing to use wi-fi and bluetooth? In wireland"

"Coming soon to the USA... #Mexit"

"Why does Donald Trump like free haircuts? Because he doesn't have toupee."