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Joke of the Day

"What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe? Vault Disney"

"What do you call the first Irish woman ever created? A McRib"

"""Uno, dos..."" And just like that, the Spanish magician was gone without a tres."

"What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"My bank account status is more scary than the Conjuring!"

"I loaned my cell phone to Bill Cosby Now I can't get it to wake up."

"My grandfather wanted to stay fit when he turned 60 so he decided to start running a mile a day. He's 65 now and we don't know where he is."

"I heard my ex girlfriend needs a new kidney I'm not worried, her body hasn't rejected an organ in 25 years. -Tom Cotter"

"Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer is my favorite song about how to incorrectly deal with the loss of a loved one during the holiday"

"What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome."