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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the German doing an impression at the talent show? He did the wurst."

"I will be tweeting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me."

"Why did an emo become an accountant? There's no cuts like tax cuts."

"I finally understand how batteries feel Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."

"What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre, of course."

"Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling!"

"A black man and a Mexican man open a restaurant together. What is it called? Nachomama"

"Drumpf's presidential campaign in reverse: an increasingly laughable story of an egomaniac running for an office he couldn't possibly win"

"What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny? ""Hey, this looks new!"""

"It feels like every time I look at the time it's 9:11 I hope this doesn't get me on a watch list."