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Joke of the Day

"Hmmm... Should I be a TA or a ""Lady of the night""? ""If you wanted people to fuck you for money you could just continue being a TA. I get told I'm fucking people's lives all the time."""

"just when my neighbors think they know me, I sprint across their yard pushing a wheelbarrow full of hair"

"(Restaurant joke) What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip."

"What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam? Dora the Exploder"

"Gay Bread What do you call a gay piece of bread? A fagguette. A fa"

"Microwaves should have a ""Pfft"" button."

"LPT: If you are a minor, get rid of your bathroom mirror so you won't see yourself naked and accidentally get arrested and registered as a sex offender. Spread the word."

"My son's taking French and my daughter is learning sign language and now I have no idea what anyone's talking about anymore."

"What's a vampire bat's favorite fruit? A Nectarine! What's a vampire bat's favorite dog breed? The blood hound!"

"It's uncomfortable when the neighbor's kids look like you."