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Joke of the Day

"The ""am I racist"" test First answer that comes to your mind - Whose penis is bigger, Will Smith or Yao Ming?"

"sir i need to confiscate all the ice cream in your store yes this is just a costume & i'm not a real cop but no one told me i'm pretty today"

"All I ask is that when I'm murdered, you make my chalk outline four sizes smaller."

"How do you get a hippy chick pregnant? Cum on her birkenstocks and let the flies do the rest"

"TIP OF THE DAY: If you can't afford porn, just turn on tennis and shut your eyes."

"We all have one ginger friend that claims to be ""strawberry blonde""."

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui. But oh how the tables have turned."

"What did the scientist say to his fellow co-worker to stop him from jumping off the cliff to as an act of suicide? Don't jump, you've got so much potential!"

"My career is in ruins. It's fucking great being an archaeologist."

"Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund To get a long little doggy"