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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they'll just arrest the light for being broke and beat the room for being black."

"I need a new car.. The one I have keeps taking me to work."

"My friend took me to a twilight fencing class. I couldn't really see the point."

"You hear Charlie sheen is starring on a new show. It's called Two and a half T-cells"

"If the British had won, today we'd all be celebrating the Fouurth of July"

"The United Nations is like a black father You know it exists but it's just never there when you need it ."

"A man walks into a bar after a long day in the mines He asks the bartender for some whiskey, but the bartender replies; ""Sorry, we can't sell alcohol to miners."""

"What else happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra? His hands get bigger."

"*moonwalks into office* *draws dual finger guns* *fires off seven shots at Annie from HR* *holsters guns* *gets chosen for random drug test*"

"[in a bar] Him: Trouble is my middle name. Me: wow... That's a stupid middle name. You must hate your parents. Him: *breaks down crying"