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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you're at a redneck wedding? Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church"
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"A furniture-maker got caught by his wife coming in at 4am ""Damn it, Jesse! I will not let you ruin our marriage over one night stand!"""
"Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't keep a beet."
"What's the difference between my penis and a midget dressed as a mouse? Both are small and scare women away... :("
"What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common? No touching!"
"What did fettuccine say to rigatoni? Que pasta?"
"[1773] ""Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into the Boston Harbor"" *three English ladies faint* WTF THIS MEANS WAR"
"This is your Captain speaking AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING"
"I like my drinks like I like my women.... Stiff and cold."
"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day."