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Joke of the Day
"Religion is a lot like sex They've both destroyed just as many lives as they have created."
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"What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist? A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store."
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"If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview."
"Forever tricking animals into thinking I'm patting them when really I'm just wiping crumbs off of my hands into their fur"
"I dreamed that I discovered a new color, but it was just a pigment of my imagination. Original joke, yay!"
"A man was afraid to go into Kohl's at the local strip mall because according to the sign: Kohls Staples Dicks"
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