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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Clicking the 'Remember Me' button on login pages guarantees all your favorite websites will show up to your funeral."
"There's a woman here who, by the amount of makeup on her face, fought with a rainbow - and lost."
"What's the worst part about eating 69 oysters out of your grandma? Finding out she already posted this joke on Reddit."
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"my chemistry always told me ""if you're not part of the solution..... then you're part of the precipitate"""
"What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved."
"When Dealing with Penises, Some are Born Great, and some have Greatness Thrust inside them"
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber like Sports Authority? Because he likes Dicks."