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Joke of the Day
"What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus? He waits for it at the next stop."
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"If only closed minds came with closed mouths."
"9 out of 10 dentists agree that Gary is the most handsome dentist. Gary voted for Brett because he couldn't vote for himself"
"Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke? They don't find them Hume-erous."
"[Puzzle Group Therapy] Crossword: Just once, someone use a pen! Sudoku: Nobody likes math. Jigsaw: ..Then they glued me together! *sobs*"
"TIL ISIS is a global Bloods vs. Crips. Title"
"The horse name is Friday A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it? The horses name is Friday"
"You know what they say about men that have big feet? #They wear big shoes! *Come on guys, this is /r/cleanjokes! Get your minds out of the gutter!*"
"[1st Day working at Hotel California] Guest: Id like 2 check out Me: Sure! Youre all set! G: Thanks! [Leaves] Boss: Can I see u in my office"
"If you get cold, just stand in a corner for a little bit. They're usually 90 degrees."