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Joke of the Day

"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit"

"GF just thought of the best name for a drink. The Vadge Liqueur. (Should I be concerned? This was totally random)"

"Have you heard about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? I heard he is all right now."

"Request: push more paper than a ... I need a joke some what related to this. Any help would be much appreciated"

"You know what they say about not arguing with stupid... People on the outside might not be able to tell the difference, so go ahead and delete all your liberal friends on facebook."

"What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall? Dam!"

"Pix and Misc - Teacher win [pic]"

"Did you hear about the American Athlete who was stripped of all her medals? When Olympic officials tested her urine, they found traces of Lance Armstrong."

"Girl, you should be a life gaurd You so salty, all you got to do is jump in...."

"A local movie theatre was robbed of $600 worth of merchandise The suspects stole 3 medium popcorns, 1 bag of skittles and 4 small diet cokes."