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Joke of the Day

"I like when Google answers my stupid questions because it means I'm not the only one asking Google stupid questions."

"RIP evaporating water. You will be mist."

"What do you get when you mash up an avagadro? Guacamole."

"How do you start a black parade? Roll a 40 down the street."

"What do you call a crazy train A loco-motive"

"Why did Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left"" ? Because she knew Niggas have no right."

"I found out my date likes to dissect people from Southeast Asia. I've since decided to cut Thais with her."

"My 3 year old just got me with this one... 3 yo: Can I please have a mystery? Me: What is that? 3 yo: I don't know, it's a mystery (laughs hysterically)"

"I asked a guy if he could hold my joke for me. guy ""Jokes aren't a thing, you can't hold them!"" me ""Wow, just can't take a joke can you."""

"Some of the jokes on this page are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot yet"