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Joke of the Day

"I think I'm going to start an organization for people who think racism is bad but still laugh at racist jokes... I'll call it the JKKK."

"So you got mustard on your jeans. Shut up about it. We live on a wet marble that flies circles around a giant burning star. Fuck your jeans."

"Why do gay guys dress so well? They spent a lot of time in the closet."

"Joke Yo momma so fat when she goes to the grocery store she brings a battery charger."

"When I watch an '80s movie I can't help but think about how all those malls are dead now."

"Air Conditioning is pretty cool"

"Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA? General Pao's chicken."

"How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles."

"I had three girlfriends once and that was the worst recess ever."

"Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?"