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Joke of the Day
"What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."
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"The Most Disgusting Joke You'll Ever Hear A young boy was licking out an old lady when all of a sudden he tasted horse cum. He sat up and said ""oh...grandma, so that's how you died"""
"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!"
"What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig"
"What do broccoli and anal sex have in common? If you didn't like it as a kid, you probably don't like it as an adult."
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose but you might not be able to do either if your hands are severely disfigured."
"Just got a call from the head of Twitter (Paul Twitter). He says great opinions everyone, he's looking forward to more opinions tomorrow."
"During a job interview yestarday I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer, I simply replied ""No I always give 110%"""
"I was reading in the paper... And I saw this article about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. I thought to myself, ""How could anyone stoop so low?"""
"A Farmer and his cows A farmer counted his Cows before taking them to auction and counted 196 of them. But when he rounded them up, he had 200."