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Joke of the Day
"Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA? General Pao's chicken."
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"What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain"
"My cat sleeps on the refrigerator... I get to see her every 30 min"
"My girlfriend is a pornstar Shes going to kill me once she finds out,"
"What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent? It's confi-dental"
"Why can't Jesus eat Skittles? Because they're always falling through the holes his hands."
"I like the word funfetti because it takes confetti, which is used in somber occasions, like funerals, and it repurposes it for fun"
"I'm surprised the sloths made it to the ark in time."
"My roommate is painting and makes a mistake... Him: ""gah why can't I Ctrl-z!?"" My inner dad: ""because z is a rouge letter"""
"A baby seal walks into a club. ...while two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bah-dum-tsssssss."