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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?"
Next Joke
"You're so poor, your neighborhood just received a box full of 49ers Superbowl champions t shirts."
"I once tried eating a clock it was very time consuming"
"How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant? Allah carte."
"Muslims are good people because they take people around them along to meet Allah."
"How can transportation be improved in Harlem?? By moving the trees closer together."
"My wife is so sweet Every time she goes to a bar alone she gives me her wedding ring so I can think about her all night long."
"Break ups are the worst in China... You see her face everywhere."
"How can you tell a mechanic recently had sex? He has 1 clean finger. src: heard on radio yesterday"
"What do you call a clean Mexican? Spic and span"