108589

Joke of the Day

"Apparently, you can only say ""look at you! You got so big!"" to children. Adults tend to get offended."

"What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !"

"I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy... ...but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque."

"Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party? He wanted to find a tight seal."

"What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident"

"Is it considered sexual assault to masturbate while cyber bullying? If so, I owe a pretty heartfelt apology to some members of PlaystationNetwork."

"In Soviet Russia, Crimea River."

"Here at the Klingon Hairdressing Institute It is a good day to dye."

"Oprah just came out with a line of vibrators They're called ""the O""."

"- Do you want to have sex? - Don't you think you're going a little too fast? - Do......you......want......to......have......sex?"