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Joke of the Day

"Oprah just came out with a line of vibrators They're called ""the O""."

"You guys ever hear the joke about the pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy... Those pizza jokes are all about the delivery."

"Jaded Prostitute & considerate leper What did the leper say to the prostitute? Stop me if you've heard this one"

"Went for a 4 mile run this morning. Now everything hurts... even my eyelashes."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants.. One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."

"Dear Cereal Makers, Exactly how tall do you think kitchen cabinets shelves are?"

"Whoever invented the knock knock jokes should get the Nobel prize. The No bell prize"

"3 (calls out): daddy I'm cleaning the floor with a mob. Me: you mean a mop? (enters to see 100 people licking the floor) no ok that's a mob"

"Have you heard about the rioting in Baltimore? So far they've caused 4 million dollars in improvements."

"The priest and the rabbi So, a priest and a rabbi are talking. The priest says:"" I recently fucked a little boy."" The rabbi responds:"" Out of what?"""