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Joke of the Day
"In Soviet Russia, Crimea River."
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"I just invented a cell phone that looks like a beer can. Now all you idiots can look cool when you take your picture in a mirror."
"Came up with this one when I was 10: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a snail? I don't know either, but it sure won't be good for your vegetable garden."
"I used to be an expert on the DunningKruger effect... ...but then I began to learn more about it."
"What do you call a fake noodle? an impasta..."
"What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz? Cheese was."
"I accidentally gave my wife super glue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me."
"Why do rednecks like the doggie position? That way they can both watch wrestling."
"Do you think Lil' Wayne went to the tattoo parlor and said ""Make my face look like an 8th grade girls trapper keeper""?"
"Where would men be without women? The Garden of Eden"