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Joke of the Day
"I bought my dog a brand new flatscreen for his birthday today - I even had it engraved! TO SHIBA"
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"Its official. Donald trump is the 45th greatest president of the united states."
"Question: What is your ""It is so cold outside..."" joke?"
"Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies? They make rotten friends"
"What did the Triceratops sit on? Its Tricerabottom."
"Where do naughty rays of light go? Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)"
"I have a step-stool because I never knew my real stool ^"
"What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror? ""I can see my shelf"""
"They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute."
"Ooopppsss Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish"