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Joke of the Day

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."

"What do you call somebody who is content being average sized? A happy medium."

"Did you hear about the guy who had a really short temper because of his botched sex change? He was always going around half-cocked."

"Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!"

"Why did the T.V. break up with the remote? She thought he was too controlling."

"Octopus have 3 hearts, what has 13 hearts and no organs? A deck of playing cards."

"What do you call a group of dead geologists? Mineral Spirits"

"Just once, I'd like to open up my refrigerator and find cartoon versions of my favorite foods arguing over which one of them is healthier."

"Did you here about the French Alps pizza service? Apparently they deliver large plane's"

"What is the Great Gatsby's favorite superhero? Green Lantern. His least favorite? Deadpool."