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Joke of the Day
"Heck. Where you're darned to if you don't believe in Gosh."
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"Black people, want to piss white people off? Open a restaurant. And don't serve coffee or brunch."
"Absence does not make the heart grow fonder. Unless you're talking about Oreos."
"My mom told me not to hang out with bad girls, she never said don't be one."
"It's just an alarm clock Really, it is. http://imgur.com/tdZrIAB"
"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the mainstream."
"My local movie theater was robbed of $200 last night. They stole a tub of popcorn, two sodas and a box of Milk Duds."
"I was in an Arby's bathroom taking a leak and the urinal cake fell to the floor but it was there for less than 5 seconds so I still ate it."
"How do you know your waitress is having a rough night? She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen."
"What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables? Lettuce pray."