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Joke of the Day
"i gave my girlfreind my nine inch nail... and we got closer."
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"I keep missing my ex-girlfriend. But my aim is getting better."
"Don't you hate it when dontyouhateitwhenpeopledontusespaces"
"Here's hoping 2013 is the year in which I finally fix the bugs in my new time machine. -garyDelaney"
"They Call this a condition... LOL Binge Eating Disorder. http://www.bingeeatingdisorder.com/"
"My 4 year old said he wants to go to JFK for some chicken. He won't be majoring in history."
"Here's a joke ... College fees."
"Why can't Jesus play Football? He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal"
"What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week? Constable"
"What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck? Shaun O'flanagan"