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Joke of the Day

"Calling in sick to work... Me: Im not gonna be able to make it to work today bossman I'm sick Boss: You don't sound sick...? Me: Well, I'm fucking my sister, IS THAT SICK ENOUGH FOR YOU"

"A friend of mine told me all my clothes were gay... ""Keep your voice down!"" I yelled, ""some of them are still in the closet."""

"Your license plate should be your phone number... So when you drive like a dickhead, I can let you know about it."

"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""

"How do you piss off an entire community with one word? [Deleted]"

"Have you ever tried Nicaraguan food? They haven't."

"What do you call a smart pig? Cunningham"

"It's a shame that nobody is stepping up to defend the clown community Not even the mimes are talking"

"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? Yep, he died in his tea pee."

"How do you know if a black person used your TV? It's not there anymore."