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Joke of the Day

"10 years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me! She said no both times. ( )"

"Did you hear about the abstinent lenses? They never came in contact."

"I wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if my hair really was ginger.. Then again I just wish people would talk to me"

"How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman? Neither one delivers on Sunday!"

"[HORRIBLE] What is the best-selling treat in Rwanda? A Tutsi Roll."

"What's a doll in Hell called? Barbiecue."

"Why don't Europeans have foot fetishes? they use the metric system"

"There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage."

"""Look, I know I'm just a deep dish filled with dough, tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese... But you should really reconnect with your father."" ""Hey! That's a little personal, pan pizza!"""

"Hit snooze until the panic sets in."