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Joke of the Day

"Facebook would be way cooler if it was on t.v. : ""In other news Brian's ex-girlfriend is still a cold, heartless b!tch. Details at 11."

"What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill? *Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*"

"What's black and blue and red all over? The dress"

"I had a joke about insanity but then I lost it."

"What's the difference between a snowman and snow-women? Snow-balls."

"My teenage daughter is very odd She literally can't even."

"Well, the definition of humour is not much humorous! The Incongruity Theory claims that humour is created out of a violation of an expectation."

"I was watching a TV program on various Religious orders and how the use stringed instruments. I was appalled by the amount of sects and violins!"

"LPT: Next time you want to tell someone facing you ""my right"" just say left"

"What did the body-building priest say after he was caught eating all the communion? I was putting on Mass."