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Joke of the Day

"shave your dog in the winter so he stands out in the crowd. if you lose him u can easily describe him as the cold bald dog"

"What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer? The podiatrist bucks up your feet."

"I'm bored. If I were a man I would be scratching my balls right now."

"A little black baby dies and goes to heaven... God gives him wings. The little black baby says, ""wow God, does this mean I'm an angel?"" God replies, ""Nah nigga, you a bat""."

"How are women and tornadoes alike? They are both loud as fuck when they come, they take the house when they leave."

"Shoutout to all the girls that can't update their status because they told some guy they tired...& going to bed."

"When geese fly in a ""V"" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side."

"Yall wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."

"Doctor: ""I'm afraid-"" *Wife crying* ""I'm afraid your husband is in a better place now."" *cut to me on a roller coaster at Disneyland*"

"Old junkies don't die, they just withdraw."