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Joke of the Day
"Happy new year everyone! Sorry, I'm a premature congratulator."
Next Joke
"They say that sex relieves stress. Not true. I had sex last week and the police have been after me ever since."
"I like my women how I like my weather moist and unstable."
"An interesting title Did you hear about the adulterous Amish woman? She was banging to Mennonite."
"Whats the difference between Peanut butter and Jam? You can't Peanut Butter a dick up your ass."
"Why couldn't the chicken come to dinner? he didn't seem truss worthy."
"If Jessica Simpson doesn't name one of her kids ""Homer"", then seriously what's the point?"
"Happy Valentines Day. And Merry Christmas to FTD, Hallmark and Zales."
"Saw this guy having engine troubles with his smart car. So I got out my son's legos and built him a new one. I'm such a giver"
"Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleavies."