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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if anyone on death row ever picked an all you can eat buffet for their last meal & just ate really slowly forever. Boom. Loophole."

"Why should you never trust soap? It's an emulsive lyer."

"That awkward moment when your girlfriend is looking up for a noodles recipe on your computer and opens a file called ""Asian."""

"People who incessantly go on and on about replacing things that taste good with quinoa, please stop"

"For tax purposes, my carpe is now per diem."

"Do cucumbers make anyone else burp? Or am I shoving mine up to far?"

"Question for Waitresses who have served a Mohel... ...Did they leave a tip?"

"Ebay is challenging to use . . . (x-post from F7U14) I searched for lighters, and I got 72,816 matches!"

"What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts"

"Father: Well Son how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below ""C"" level !"