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Joke of the Day

"They say that sex relieves stress. Not true. I had sex last week and the police have been after me ever since."

"My ex-wife says I have 2 brains. One is a penis... ...and apparently, the other's an asshole."

"You know what they say about Anthropologists They are all outstanding in their field."

"It's the same old story; boy meets girl in park... ... boy parks meat in girl"

"How do black people die from a drive by? Everytime someone screams ""get down! "" they stand up and start dancing!"

"Americans kill more Americans than ISIS kills Americans so we should probably play it safe and not let any more Americans into America."

"What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch? Water Polio"

"Did you hear about the two junkies that fell in love? They tied the knot."

"A guy from Michigan dies and wake up in Hell. ""At least I'm still in Michigan."""

"The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?"