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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall? Art"
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"I grew up in Bolivia but I left because the currency is bullshit."
"What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair? Hot wheels."
"When I go in to kiss a girl, I always close my eyes. Ive just learned from experience, if my eyes are open, more pepper spray gets in them."
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"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even."
"Pumpkin Cider? I hardly know her!"
"Who do they bring in if the stand up comedian dies during the show? A stand in comedian"
"Why periods? Why can't mother nature just tweet me and be like ""Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month"""
"My welcome mat says, ""Oh shit! Not you again!"""