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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair? Hot wheels."
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"Two maggots were fighting in dead ernest, poor old Ernest."
"Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple? You dont cum on the apple before you eat it...."
"I lost my watch at a party once... I saw this guy stepping on it while sexually assaulting a girl. I walked up to him and punched him right in the nose. No one does that to a girl. Not on my watch."
"Man comes home early and catches his wife in bed with another man. husband says ""What the hell is going on here?"" Wife turns to the man and says ""Told you he was stupid."""
"He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump, he's a little square. He's Trump, he's Trump, he's Trump, whats with that hair? Wierd Al on politics"
"Popular joke in Ukraine ""Driver of a Russian humanitarian aid truck was beaten by Russian soldiers when tried to light a cigarette near cans with beef stew."""
"Have you heard about the invention of the shovel? It was groundbreaking"
"Why did the hippie drown in the ocean? He was too far out."
"Staying at my daughter's place again this weekend. Can't wait till 3am so I can wake her to tell her there's a moth in my room."