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Joke of the Day

"I grew up in Bolivia but I left because the currency is bullshit."

"For fathers day, I bought my dad a $100 gift card to the Apple Store... He said ""Thanks for the phone charger, son."""

"What's the difference between a chicken drumstick and a penis? If you answered ""I don't know""? Then would you like to go for a picnic?"

"The hard life of a dick... ...his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next-door neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"Your Mama is so fat... that while on her period she sat in the nile and Pharaoh called her ""Moses!"""

"Saw my ex... Please. She needs to die."

"Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint."

"What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles? Mecca-nized infantry."

"[God creating pufferfish] How about a terrifying balloon"

"one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process"