195444

Joke of the Day

"How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway? take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way..."

"Ok, I am now following you. Where are we going? I vote for Arby's. I love the horsey sauce. I shall bring my own horse."

"Interview Boss: What could you bring to this company? Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to."

"Whenever I have to park in a bad neighbourhood I leave my Blackberry in plain sight so people know there's nothing worth stealing in my car"

"Dyslexic florists say ""Weddings are for pansies."""

"When a cop pulls you over, pull out a map and ask them for directions until they forget that they pulled you over. -me, right now"

"Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side ( )"

"What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !"

"What even is Atheism? A non-prophet organization."

"In the UK we celebrate Thanksgiving as the day we managed to ship all our paranoid religious fundamentalists off to another continent."