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Joke of the Day
"I had a little bird, her name was enza, I opened up the window and influenza."
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"Why did the White Man go to the Moon? He wanted more land. -Heard this from a native friend of mine. I laughed my ass off."
"Why can't Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship? Bad dates."
"If you're heartbroken, remember: There are plenty of fish in the sea. But I'd advise giving mankind another chance first."
"-Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!"
"How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime? He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy"
"What do you call an old snowman? Water."
"What do you mean I've had enough to drink?!! Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost."
"You're the she to my nanigans."
"Since 3D is so popular, all my tweets will be in 3D from now on. But you have to supply your own glasses."