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Joke of the Day
"What Reddit taught me... If I'm doing that too much, I should do it again after 51 seconds."
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"I had to quit my job at the helium factory. No one talks to me like that."
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"What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia? You get stoned."
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