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Joke of the Day

"Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But U'm going to miss her terribly.'"

"[1st date] *stuffing face* sorry i eat a lot when im nervous 'u know ur eating a candle right?' yah *points to napkin* u gonna finish that"

"whenever i get frustrated with the world i remember that some birds can talk and then i get so amped"

"A blind man walks into a bar ..and into a table and a chair."

"So I got a manual on how to please a man. So far it's really come in handy."

"If my DVR cuts off the last joke of my favorite sitcom one more time, I swear im gonn... **FREMULON**"

"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."

"Lawyer Joke Thread Submit your favorite lawyer jokes!"

"Why are women so bad at being hockey goalies? Because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads."

"After seeing his first ballet at age 6, his parents asked him how he liked it. It was good, but you know all those girls who were on their tippy-toes? Why don't they just get *taller girls?*"