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Joke of the Day
"How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other? Through *more*se code!"
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"Two Facebook addicts walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says.... ...nothing"
"I sometimes wonder why I'm 33 and single. Then I see you with your screaming kids in the grocery store and quickly remember."
"What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut? ""I Apollo-gize"""
"I hate going left Because it's just not right."
"What is a black belt's favorite beverage? Kara-tea."
"I haven't shaved my beard in a couple days It's starting to grow on me"
"does this typewriter come w emojis"
"there're two reasons why i wear a diaper for 1 & 2"
"Can't please Americans For years Americans have complained to the Government that their voices weren't being heard. Now they are freaking the fuck out over the NSA."